Uninvited Guests

Lucy: Hurry up Ethyl, the coast is clear for now. You know how it's like grand central station around here with all the people they got living in that house, you think that lady would have learned about birth control.

Ethyl: Give it a break Lucy.Maybe they are Catholic, you know the big Irish family thing? What about that big black monster, any sign of him?

Lucy: This stuff is so yummy. Those stinkin' birds don't need all of this. Ethyl, quit looking like a deer in the headlights ho.

Ethyl: I'm trying to cut back on this constant grazing. It takes a lot of exercise to work this stuff off, otherwise it goes straight to my hips.

Lucy: Do I need to remind you winter's coming and we need to plump up? Stop your whining, no buck is going to want your bony ass unless you get some meat on it.

Ethyl: Speaking of bucks, where's Ricky?You know he doesn't like us hanging in this neighborhood.

Lucy: What Ricky doesn't know won't hurt him.Don't be such a drama queen, get in here before that black monster hears us out here.

Ethyl: Can you stop stuffing your face for a minute. You watch for the attack bear why I get a few nibbles of the ground here.

Ethyl: DID YOU HEAR THAT???? Oh My God, was that him?

Lucy: I didn't hear anything. Relax, get your fiber on, girlfriend.

Ethyl: I'm telling you I hear something. LUCY... what are we going to do now? 

Big Black Bastard: I smell trouble in paradise...hmm

Lucy: RUN Ethyl RUN... RICKYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ethyl: Every man for himself! Last time that thing took a big chunk fur off of me. Hurry Lucy. I told you we should have listened to Ricky.

Big Black: It's those bird food stealing bitches, they are back again. What the hey, you had better run you heifers.

Big Black:  Don't mess with me ladies! Gonna get me some cotton tail  yet.

The Mayor: COLE!!! Leave it.

The Mayor: I said get in here, leave those deer alone. 

Big Black: What? Are you talking to me? I'm just chillin' out here.

The Baby: Mom, let him off his time out. Look at him, I'm sure he didn't mean to chase the deer.

Gramps: It ain't normal for a dog to be that big. I could have used a coon dog that size.